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Unicorn PooYes, that’s right – Unicorn Poo.

I have a couple of nephews that are visiting for this weekend. It is my sister’s birthday and we are going to have a birthday tea,

To amuse my nephews ( and myself if I am honest), I have decided to make some brightly coloured biscuits, in the shape of poo.

The Unicorn Poo starts life as a basic Sugar Cookie Recipe, and with a liberal dose of food colouring, edible glitter, they magically form themselves into this rare treat.

I told them that it was gathered at midnight at the foot of Candy Mountain. I think they half believed me. If this doesn’t win me some kind of Best Auntie award, I will want to know why.


  • Prepare sugar cookie dough as normal, then place on a lightly floured surface.
  • Divide into four, or however many colours you are using.
  • Take one portion of dough and add colouring, and knead in thoroughly
  • Unicorn pooRepeat for the other portions until you have one of each colour
  • Take half of one colour, and roll it out into long thinnish rope
  • Take half of the next colour, and repeat to a rope of equal length
  • Once you have done this for all four colours, lay them next to each other.
  • Cut the ribbon of dough into 8 pieces
  • Unicorn pooTake each piece, and holding one end press them together and gently roll the strands so that they twist together.
  • Roll the twist a little until the different strands are stuck together, but not enough that they blend
  • Twist this into a wheel, mounding some on top so it looks like a poo. Don’t be afraid to pile it high as it will spread a little when it cooks.
  • Place on a baking tray that has been buttered or lined.
  • Unicorn pooRepeat for remaining pieces, then place in fridge to chill for an hour
  • Bake for 15-18 minutes at 350°F  / 176°C / Gas Mark 4
  • Allow to cool for a moment before transferring to a cooling rack.
  • Once fully cooled, brush with lustre dust and sprinkle with edible glitter – if you can get rainbow coloured glitter, even better – unfortunately, I didnt have any.

TIP:

  •  It is important to use gel colourant as this doesn’t alter the consistency of the dough. It is also quite strong, and best to apply to your dough with a cocktail stick or wooden skewer dipped into the gel, then into the dough. However, you are after a strong colour.
  • ENSURE that your glitter says it is food edible. Just using glitter that says it is non-toxic is not necessarily edible.
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